Template for comment board whiners

**This PSA is brought to you by the WHAAAAAAAAmbulance and blind fanboys everywhere.  Please use this template to complain about the lack of coverage on your favorite team when commenting on message boards.  Thank you.**

Obviously ESPN hates (insert team here) and is always biased toward (insert other team here). They never have stories about (insert first team here), the greatest team of all time!  The only time they have stories about (insert first team here) is when they do something stupid or lose to (insert second team here). I'm never going to read (insert writer here)'s garbage ever again because he always hates my (insert first team here). Go (insert first team here)!!!!